Just Let Me Be A F***ing Pirate!

What my new coworkers thought of my childhood dream job…

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I realized I made a mistake the first day I met the “downtown” employees. I had recently been laid off from my dream company a few months prior due to an acquisition where my position was nullified. While heartbroken, I scoured the high seas for a suitable and quick replacement. A girl’s gotta eat and support her…